Pene d'amor perduto
Peter si ingelosisce molto quando scopre che suo figlio Chris è decisamente più dotato di lui. Per ovviare a questo problema, si iscrive a una società di tiro con armi da fuoco. Ma quando lui e Chris vanno nel bosco a cacciare, scoprono che ci vuole cervello e non attributi per salvarsi la vita. Nel frattempo Meg diventa il bersaglio dei ragazzi fighi della scuola.
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Family Guy Season 3
Family Guy Episode 5
Peter is sure that his son Chris will never beat him at anything, from skating races to stacking dinnerware on top of his head. But at the sauna, he discovers Chris has an enormous penis, easily bigger than his own. Suddenly insecure, Peter tries buying a long, red car, which is caught in a collision and shortened to an extreme amount as a bus full of pretty models drive by, and joins the National Gun Association.
While hunting, Peter and Chris are attacked by a bear, and Chris drives it away.
Meanwhile, Meg tries out for the cheerleading squad but is accepted into the flag girl squad instead. At the game she is pelted with rancid meat, and Lois devises a plan for revenge when Meg is invited to a party. Meg is reluctant at first, and is tricked into kissing a pig. Lois reveals her backup plan, to have Quagmire scar them for life.