Teacher's Heavy Pet
Lois joins Chris's school as a substitute teacher, launching him into the cool kids club... but only time will tell how long he remains a member.
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At Adam West High's Homecoming football game, Lois notes Chris' status as the Homecoming Dunce and feels sympathy for him. Via manifestation, she signs up as a substitute teacher under her maiden name and a disguise despite lacking the proper degree. Upon arrival, she is immediately hit on by the boys in Chris' class, much to his discomfort, though he does end up being invited to sit at the cool kids' table during lunch. To fit in, Chris pretends to be attracted to "Ms. Pewterschmidt", and when his new friends see her driving him home, they misconstrue it as them starting a relationship.
Despite a disgusted Meg's warnings, Chris continues to lie about having sex with the substitute and makes a bunch of new friends, though soon the cool kids demand more detailed answers regarding their antics. Chris is tasked with showing them a naked picture of Lois, which quickly gets shared with everyone including Principal Shepherd. Lois orders Chris to tell the truth, but has a change of heart upon hearing why he lied. Following his confession, she pretends he was telling the truth, preserving her son's newfound popularity, but ends up serving six years for sex with a minor.