Boys Do Cry
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
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Lois gets a job as the new organist for the church, which makes her decide to convince her family to start attending sermons on Sundays. After Stewie drinks too much Communion wine and throws it up, the town of Quahog believes him to be possessed by Satan. When the priest wants to exorcise him, the Griffin family escapes to Lois’s sister Carol’s house in Texas.
Peter fits in with the cowboys, but Brian can’t stand Texas life. While Stewie, disguised as a girl under the name Stephanie Griffin, enters a “Little Miss Texas” pageant, Meg and Chris sneak into George W. Bush’s house to steal his underwear as part of an initiation into an after-school club. Eventually, Quahog gives up its search for Stewie because of the finding of a new "Super Devil", but Lois, hoping to instill moral values in her family, neglects to mention it.
MissTexas
Things turn sour when Peter reveals that he is retarded. The men with him tie him to an electric chair and are about to put him to death when he is rescued by his trusty horse, who is Gilbert Gottfried.
Stewie manages to win the pageant, but when his wig falls off during the crowning ceremony the audience labels him as a “queer-o-sexual” and try to rush the stage. The family is able to escape on the back of Gottfried's horse form.