Fecal Matters

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season that affects most of the family, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse which goes as expected with Peter. But when Ernie the giant chicken becomes his patient, he is surprised that he's not there for a fight and claims he is dying. Peter tries to refuse care but is shamed into it by Dr. Hartman. As Peter decides to celebrate a final victory with the family, Lois convinces him that he needs the chicken in his life. He continues to ignore him, although he has a flashback of their past fights. When the chicken finally dies, Peter bursts in and gives him violent CPR, bringing him back. He admits that the chicken helps complete him, but also saved him because he would be solely responsible financially for the damages caused by their previous fights.

Later at night, Peter gets a snack and turns on the outside lights before going to bed to find Ernie standing there. Peter turns off the light again assured that all is right in the world.

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Meanwhile, after his bout of the flu, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat. But when he actually starts to act like a cat, Stewie points out he is just letting the report go to his head. He continues his act with Lois and Quagmire, and when the latter calls him out, he tries to demonstrate landing on his feet after jumping from a roof, only to land in a bloody heap. As he recovers, he apologizes to Stewie for his behavior who has prepared his own test results, mostly naming his faults, but also that he's a great guy.