Peterschmidt Manor

When the family goes to the sporting goods store because Peter decides to get some equipment to exercise, he comes out with a pitching machine. This results in a series of Peter's typical gags and ends up flooding the house, leading the family to stay at the Pewterschmidt mansion. But on their arrival, they discover that Carter is on his way to Lois' nanny's funeral and she insists on going along, leaving the family on their own.

Peter decides to turn the mansion into a hotel and employs the kids as staff. Stewie decides to play matchmaker for the town librarian and gets a connection going between her, Dr. Hartman and Principal Shepherd. She eventually chooses Dr. Hartman due to the money, but Stewie manages to hook Principal Shepherd up with Dr. Hartman's mother instead. Peter closes things out by leading a karaoke night.

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On the way to the funeral, Lois reminisces about growing up with her nanny and spending time by a pond. There, she bumps into her nanny's sister and finds out that she was fired after having an affair with Carter. Lois chews out her father for getting rid of the one person in her life who paid attention to her. After delivering the eulogy, they ride home in silence and Lois eventually falls asleep. Carter uses the opportunity to call in some favors and has Lois' pond reconstructed on the mansion grounds. However, as they bond again, Carter learns that the former groundskeeper has died and has to tell Lois more secrets.